Howdy Cowboy

jeansmom:

I have like 20 unfinished drawings but im still like image

burgrs:

if im ever a teacher and i see 1 fuckin kid bullying someone in my goddamn class im going to SHIT on their desk and make them write a 5 page report on what my shit smells like

I just heard my little sister shouting at my other little sister saying: “HOW DARE YOU SAY YOU HATE BEING A KID AND THAT KIDS ARE BORING AND LAME. HOW DARE YOU THINK THEY’RE DUMB. I’D RATHER BE A KID THAN A POTATO ANY DAY!!!” My sister is 7???

annemarina:

ATTENTION: I need attention

shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something